Harvey's 502 Almanac & Prognostications

Issue #1 · Week of April 1, 2026 · Louisville, KY (Zone 6b)

Well, hey there. Harvey here. You might've seen me trotting around the neighborhood, sniffing out the best spots for a nap in the sun. My human, Ted, figured I know a thing or two about the important stuff—like when a patch of grass is just right, what that smell on the breeze means, and how to make the most of a good day. So, I'm putting my paws to the keyboard to share some of that wisdom with you each week.

You feel it, don't you? That little twitch in your bones that says it's time to get back outside. The air just tastes different this week. We're looking at highs around 70 degrees, which is prime time for opening the windows and shaking off the winter dust. The daffodils are screaming yellow at you and the magnolias are showing off, big time. It's glorious.


Now, I see you eyeing that bag of grass seed. Hold your horses. I know you want that perfect lawn, but the ground is still a little chilly for most new seeds to get comfortable. The soil's still waking up and needs to hit a steady 50 degrees. Plus, that sneaky frost is still lurking around, especially with lows dipping into the 40s. A surprise cold snap is the enemy of a happy seedling. For now, just focus on a good, solid rake to clear out the last of the winter gunk. Your lawn will thank you.

All that fresh air is bound to make a person hungry. This is the perfect week to pull the cover off the grill and remember how it works. That 70-degree sunshine is practically begging for it. You don't need anything fancy. Think about some chicken thighs. Season them up, toss them on for about 6-8 minutes per side, and you've got a masterpiece. You get to stand outside, listen to the birds, and cook dinner all at once. It's called multitasking.

And what about the little ones while you're manning the flames? Send them on a treasure hunt. No need to hide anything. Nature's already done the work. The forest floor is popping with little surprises right now—we call 'em spring ephemerals. See if they can spot a Cutleaf Toothwort or a Red Trillium. It's like a real-life fairytale quest, right in your own backyard or local park. It keeps their hands busy and their eyes sharp while you perfect those grill marks.

April's going to bring some rain, no doubt about it—we'll probably see about two weeks of it this month. So when you get these beautiful, sunny days, you gotta grab them by the collar and run outside. Go on, get out there. The good smells are waiting.

—Harvey 🐾